A sunflower from Chernobyl

Okay, seriously. Absolute Obedience? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE PENISES THAT ARE SIMPLY MADE OF TRANSPARENT GLASS OR LIGHT OR WHATEVER. ARE THEY HEAVENLY PENISES OR SOMETHING? BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, WTF.

WTF.

On another note, I'm almost finished with the second book of the Twilight series, and my urge to burn them has not decreased in the slightest. BELLA, GROW A SPINE. AND SOME TASTE IN MEN. For crying out loud, there's actually a character with a slight personality (I KNOW, I WAS SHOCKED TOO) in there, and he really likes you (God only knows why), and you PINE OVER THE VAMPIRE WITH NO PERSONALITY INSTEAD. I got to the reunion kissing scene near the end, and shut the book. My exact words were "Ugh, barf."

On a completely different note, I've been playing Ivan (the terrible >>) over at foreignrelation (since... today XD) and started a new cold war. Over America's dislike of vodka. It was pretty epic :D God Russia, why so pedo?