A sunflower from Chernobyl

So sometimes at work it's not very busy and there's nothing better to do than to read and/or write. And a friend of mine has this drawer full of random books. So Jeremiah, another friend, digs through it and pulls out....

( this )

And decides that it would be funny to read. It's a romance novel and sounds lulzy. But he starts it, and finds out that one of the main characters' names is Jeremiah.

Jeremiah McNaught.

Cue him taking a pen and adding a 'y' to every instance of his name.

And once he got tired of doing it, I finished for him. Yes, I was party to IRL trolling, and it was glorious. Next we're taking a mediocre vampire novel that he found near the garbage/recycling area and making it better.

As an aside, the book actually has nothing to do with thigh high stockings, and the picture on the cover never actually happens. There are no instances of stockings at all. There are thighs, though, as expected in a romance novel, but they're definitely naked.