degrees: I just failed harder than I've failed in a long time
shahni: What happened?
degrees: So I was making a cake for dad's birthday, right?
degrees: I didn't want to use a box mix, I wanted to do it from scratch
degrees: I get everything mixed together, pop it in the oven, and then make cookies and cream frosting (OMG GOOD)
shahni: Uh-huhhhh?
degrees: And in 30 minutes I check it. It was still sort of soupy so I figured it was because the cake pan was made of silicone or something
degrees: So I left it in there a while, came back and checked it again, same problem
degrees: And again, and agian
degrees: Cake stayed in the oven for more than an hour
degrees: and then I looked at the recipe, and I'd forgotten to put any flour in it
degrees: I FELT SO RETARDED. IT WAS THE SECOND INGREDIENT ON THE LIST AND I SKIPPED RIGHT BY IT
degrees: So I pulled it out of the oven and dumped it down the sink. It was chunky cakevomit ):
shahni: ...oh my god.
degrees: Are you laughing at me ):
shahni: I'M SORRY
shahni: IT'S JUST
degrees: It's okay my mum and my aunt did too
shahni: HOW DO YOU FORGET
degrees: I DON'T KNOWWWWWWWW
shahni: TO PUT THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN
shahni: sldkfhsldhglskdhg
degrees: I'm retarded ):