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Why Lizzie doesn't drink in public
gerudolahrali: D'you want to hear a funny and completely embarrassing story from last night?
Atreylune: Sure!
gerudolahrali: Okay, so I was drinking. Always a mistake in public, because then I start saying what I'm thinking, instead of just thinking it like I normally do. And after dinner, two of my cohorts and I went to the Denali lodge's pub for drinks and to catch the waiters from dinner and hang out because they were completely awesome
gerudolahrali: Well, I had to go potty when we got there, and so did Craig (he's one of the guys I was with). Only problem was that the women's bathroom was out of order. So Craig just shrugged and told me to come to the men's room with him. There were stalls, and it was just the two of us.
Atreylune: *dies* "Go potty"
Atreylune: That's almost as bad as "tinkle"
gerudolahrali: Okay, being a girl, I apparently take longer to complete the task than a guy does, and so Craig had left me alone in there. And unbeknownst to me, another man had entered and was using the man-tinkle facilities next to the sink.
gerudolahrali: So I exit the stall, go to the sink, and do a double take
Atreylune: *dies* He left you there?
gerudolahrali: Yeah. To go back to the table.
gerudolahrali: And there's this somewhat attractive man standing there doing his business, grinning at me. I'm flabbergasted, I apologise for something. I don't know, for being a girl I guess, and try not to look at him, and wash my hands.
Atreylune: *dies*
Atreylune: You're lucky it wasn't the other way around
Atreylune: Guy does that in a women's bathroom, you'd get lawsuits all over
gerudolahrali: But he keeps grinning at me, and he says "This must be awkward for you" and I'm like "no, not really, I have brothers" which is true, and also a complete lie. I've never been in the same room while my brothers pee. And he keeps talking to me, and I sort of answer, and then he says "see you" and I leave. And crack up so badly that I couldn't breathe.
Atreylune: ...wait he was like having a conversation with you while taking a piss?
gerudolahrali: Yeah
Atreylune: *dies*
gerudolahrali: And apparently after that, he was trying to flirt or whatever at me, but I'm completely oblivious to that kind of thing usually
Atreylune: He hit on you in the bathroom after you watched him take a piss
Atreylune: Where do you find these people?!
gerudolahrali: No, he hit on me in the bar after he talked to me as he took a piss..
gerudolahrali: Alaska!!
Atreylune: Ohh, okay, I was all, he didn't like zip up and then ask for your number, right
gerudolahrali: No, he waited until I had a Long Island Iced Tea and rum & coke in me, first.
gerudolahrali: The two waiters were incredibly good sports about Craig's outrageous and crude flirting, and they gave as good as he dished out. I really liked them.
Atreylune: *dies* What kind of outrageous and crude flirting?
gerudolahrali: Well, with Nick he pretty much asked him out, but not in those exact words. I was tipsy by then, so I can't remember what was said exactly, but Nick's reaction was "With a $150 voucher? You can't afford me."
Atreylune: *dies*
gerudolahrali: *snickers* And my filter was turned off, so I just said what I was thinking -- "What about 13 $150 vouchers?"
Atreylune: What'd he say to that?
gerudolahrali: He grinned at me, and said that was getting closer
gerudolahrali: Unfortunately, the one really outrageous incident I remember from last night was one of mine.
Atreylune: Worse than the one you told me?
gerudolahrali: Nick had come with a sample tray of what was being offered for dessert, and someone had announced that dessert had arrived
gerudolahrali: And I said "And he's carrying sweet things, too"
Atreylune: ...yeah I can't imagine you saying that ever *dies*
gerudolahrali: This is me + martini. That's why I try not to drink in public. I like my filter
Atreylune: Sure!
gerudolahrali: Okay, so I was drinking. Always a mistake in public, because then I start saying what I'm thinking, instead of just thinking it like I normally do. And after dinner, two of my cohorts and I went to the Denali lodge's pub for drinks and to catch the waiters from dinner and hang out because they were completely awesome
gerudolahrali: Well, I had to go potty when we got there, and so did Craig (he's one of the guys I was with). Only problem was that the women's bathroom was out of order. So Craig just shrugged and told me to come to the men's room with him. There were stalls, and it was just the two of us.
Atreylune: *dies* "Go potty"
Atreylune: That's almost as bad as "tinkle"
gerudolahrali: Okay, being a girl, I apparently take longer to complete the task than a guy does, and so Craig had left me alone in there. And unbeknownst to me, another man had entered and was using the man-tinkle facilities next to the sink.
gerudolahrali: So I exit the stall, go to the sink, and do a double take
Atreylune: *dies* He left you there?
gerudolahrali: Yeah. To go back to the table.
gerudolahrali: And there's this somewhat attractive man standing there doing his business, grinning at me. I'm flabbergasted, I apologise for something. I don't know, for being a girl I guess, and try not to look at him, and wash my hands.
Atreylune: *dies*
Atreylune: You're lucky it wasn't the other way around
Atreylune: Guy does that in a women's bathroom, you'd get lawsuits all over
gerudolahrali: But he keeps grinning at me, and he says "This must be awkward for you" and I'm like "no, not really, I have brothers" which is true, and also a complete lie. I've never been in the same room while my brothers pee. And he keeps talking to me, and I sort of answer, and then he says "see you" and I leave. And crack up so badly that I couldn't breathe.
Atreylune: ...wait he was like having a conversation with you while taking a piss?
gerudolahrali: Yeah
Atreylune: *dies*
gerudolahrali: And apparently after that, he was trying to flirt or whatever at me, but I'm completely oblivious to that kind of thing usually
Atreylune: He hit on you in the bathroom after you watched him take a piss
Atreylune: Where do you find these people?!
gerudolahrali: No, he hit on me in the bar after he talked to me as he took a piss..
gerudolahrali: Alaska!!
Atreylune: Ohh, okay, I was all, he didn't like zip up and then ask for your number, right
gerudolahrali: No, he waited until I had a Long Island Iced Tea and rum & coke in me, first.
gerudolahrali: The two waiters were incredibly good sports about Craig's outrageous and crude flirting, and they gave as good as he dished out. I really liked them.
Atreylune: *dies* What kind of outrageous and crude flirting?
gerudolahrali: Well, with Nick he pretty much asked him out, but not in those exact words. I was tipsy by then, so I can't remember what was said exactly, but Nick's reaction was "With a $150 voucher? You can't afford me."
Atreylune: *dies*
gerudolahrali: *snickers* And my filter was turned off, so I just said what I was thinking -- "What about 13 $150 vouchers?"
Atreylune: What'd he say to that?
gerudolahrali: He grinned at me, and said that was getting closer
gerudolahrali: Unfortunately, the one really outrageous incident I remember from last night was one of mine.
Atreylune: Worse than the one you told me?
gerudolahrali: Nick had come with a sample tray of what was being offered for dessert, and someone had announced that dessert had arrived
gerudolahrali: And I said "And he's carrying sweet things, too"
Atreylune: ...yeah I can't imagine you saying that ever *dies*
gerudolahrali: This is me + martini. That's why I try not to drink in public. I like my filter