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The first twenty-ish entries (until LJ cut me off) of the Hero List as read
HAH NO LAUGHTER
Except for once
SO THERE
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LJ flist, I want to read you a bedtime story. What should I read?
Edit:
Okay so far I have PORN (specifically Austria on a piano eating popcorn) and SEA KITTENS.
Keep the suggestions coming, I have 19 voiceposts left and I'm gonna spam the shit outta you
ILU GUYS, I PROMISE
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Okay so far I have PORN (specifically Austria on a piano eating popcorn) and SEA KITTENS.
Keep the suggestions coming, I have 19 voiceposts left and I'm gonna spam the shit outta you
ILU GUYS, I PROMISE
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I hate you LJ, you always eat my posts when I edit unless I hit refresh D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
BUT THE POINT OF THIS ENTRY:
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mr_louie CHALLENGED ME AND I HAD TO STEP UPor something to that effect.
My American pride was on the line.
That was actually sort of fun, except for the part where I sound retarded.
I'll make a more substantial post later XD
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Last post of 2008! Woo!
Yes, you're right. There's nothing of substance here. I just wanted to have something posted like all the cool kids. I don't really have much to say about the year.
Yes, you're right. There's nothing of substance here. I just wanted to have something posted like all the cool kids. I don't really have much to say about the year.
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Hahaha I just had the surreal experience of getting a comment notification from a thread on the PW kink meme. It was a passer-by responding to a Phoenix/Apollo fic. And so I read the fic to refresh my memory.
I made it all the way to the end of the fic, before the last three lines made me realize
HOLY SHIT I WROTE THAT
*fails forever*
Also, LJ? stop being retarded. Thank you <3
I made it all the way to the end of the fic, before the last three lines made me realize
HOLY SHIT I WROTE THAT
*fails forever*
Also, LJ? stop being retarded. Thank you <3
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In the words of my brother:
"Anything that bleeds for a week without dying is just UNNATURAL"
That's pretty much the only lulz associated with this month's leakfest.
I HATE BEING A GIRL
*goes to sulk and scarf chocolate forever*
EDIT: My other brother, on Wii tennis --
"How is this not entertaining? Two virile young men... serving balls at you..."
THE VOICE HE DID IT IN WAS REALLY ENTERTAINING
"Anything that bleeds for a week without dying is just UNNATURAL"
That's pretty much the only lulz associated with this month's leakfest.
I HATE BEING A GIRL
*goes to sulk and scarf chocolate forever*
EDIT: My other brother, on Wii tennis --
"How is this not entertaining? Two virile young men... serving balls at you..."
THE VOICE HE DID IT IN WAS REALLY ENTERTAINING
In the interest of science (and just showing myself that I didn't really do -all- that much baking) here's a list of what exactly I've created in the kitchen in the last week.
Banana bread
Spritz cookies
Snickerdoodles
M&M cookies
Sugar cookies
Cinnamon rolls
Rice Krispies treats
French toast cupcakes
Cake balls
Chocolate truffles
--I never got around to the fudge, will do that tomorrow or something
--I never got around to the raspberry butter braid, will do that next week
...okay maybe ten things is a lot. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
And then nobody ate a thing I baked tonight (except maybe a couple of the cake balls). WHAT DID I EVEN SLAVE OVER THAT FRICKIN' OVEN FOR ANYWAY *kills self*
And as soon as I can get my hands on some walnuts, I'm making Russian tea cakes.
AND WHY IS MY FAVOURITE GIFT THE TIN OF CRANBERRY LIP BALM??? It's like one of the cheapest things I got, but it SMELLS AND TASTES SO GOOD ZOMGGGGGG
Also, I'm sick of my family and they've only been here for the evening. I BLAME MY TWO-MONTHS-LATE CROTCHLEAKINGand my family that tends to be kind of annoying
brothers can stay though
Happy Generic Nondenominational Holiday Season, everyone!! ILU ALL
Banana bread
Spritz cookies
Snickerdoodles
M&M cookies
Sugar cookies
Cinnamon rolls
Rice Krispies treats
French toast cupcakes
Cake balls
Chocolate truffles
--I never got around to the fudge, will do that tomorrow or something
--I never got around to the raspberry butter braid, will do that next week
...okay maybe ten things is a lot. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
And then nobody ate a thing I baked tonight (except maybe a couple of the cake balls). WHAT DID I EVEN SLAVE OVER THAT FRICKIN' OVEN FOR ANYWAY *kills self*
And as soon as I can get my hands on some walnuts, I'm making Russian tea cakes.
AND WHY IS MY FAVOURITE GIFT THE TIN OF CRANBERRY LIP BALM??? It's like one of the cheapest things I got, but it SMELLS AND TASTES SO GOOD ZOMGGGGGG
Also, I'm sick of my family and they've only been here for the evening. I BLAME MY TWO-MONTHS-LATE CROTCHLEAKING
Happy Generic Nondenominational Holiday Season, everyone!! ILU ALL
I'LL MAKE THIS SHORT
How retarded is it that I've read the Hikaru no Go manga five times, and every single time I cry when ( spoiler )????
brb being pathetic
How retarded is it that I've read the Hikaru no Go manga five times, and every single time I cry when ( spoiler )????
brb being pathetic
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
GUESS WHAT
MY DAD
ON FRIDAY
IS DOING A BLOOD DRIVE (he works for the blood center as a phlebotomist)
AT FORKS HIGH SCHOOL
YOU KNOW
THE PLACE
WHERE TWILIGHT IS SET
HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL
i told him he should wear body glitter that day
GUYS
GUYS
GUESS WHAT
MY DAD
ON FRIDAY
IS DOING A BLOOD DRIVE (he works for the blood center as a phlebotomist)
AT FORKS HIGH SCHOOL
YOU KNOW
THE PLACE
WHERE TWILIGHT IS SET
HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL
i told him he should wear body glitter that day
I MADE APPLE STUFF
WITH CRUMBLY JUNK ON TOP
AND IT'S GOT SPICES
AND LEMON JUICE
I hate apples, but I might eat this
LOL @ me for making stuff that I don't eat just for the hell of it
Also the first time in forever that I'm inspired by the AA kink meme and someone fills it before me. WTF is up with that.
Is LJ not sending notifications for anyone else? Mine is a special sort of retardation, where it'll send replies to my comments, but not to my posts. D:
WITH CRUMBLY JUNK ON TOP
AND IT'S GOT SPICES
AND LEMON JUICE
I hate apples, but I might eat this
LOL @ me for making stuff that I don't eat just for the hell of it
Also the first time in forever that I'm inspired by the AA kink meme and someone fills it before me. WTF is up with that.
Is LJ not sending notifications for anyone else? Mine is a special sort of retardation, where it'll send replies to my comments, but not to my posts. D:
Huh.
If an author writes fanfiction for their own work does that make it canon?
What if they're writing under a pseudonym?
What if the fandom tells the author that's writing fanfiction for their own work under a pseudonym that they suck as a fanfiction writer?
Someday, I want to be that author. It would be hilarious.
I use the "i have to pee" tag far too often. I should probably remedy the problem before posting to livejournal.
/tmi
If an author writes fanfiction for their own work does that make it canon?
What if they're writing under a pseudonym?
What if the fandom tells the author that's writing fanfiction for their own work under a pseudonym that they suck as a fanfiction writer?
Someday, I want to be that author. It would be hilarious.
I use the "i have to pee" tag far too often. I should probably remedy the problem before posting to livejournal.
/tmi
My brother and dad are retarded. They decided to stage a monkey knife fight with each other, except instead of knives they took a decorative set of hot chocolate and marshmallows in glass bottles and started mock-fighting. And then they actually hit each other. Glass flew everywhere. D: But... the best part was when I put my face in my hands and slouched toward the table. They thought I was crying but I was actually trying not to laugh too much.
In other news, marshmallows are stronger than hot chocolate powder, since the marshmallow bottle didn't even crack.
Happy Gluttony Day to everyone that celebrates it! Otherwise, happy Thursday!
In other news, marshmallows are stronger than hot chocolate powder, since the marshmallow bottle didn't even crack.
Happy Gluttony Day to everyone that celebrates it! Otherwise, happy Thursday!
Ughhhhhh why am I up still?? STUPID THREE A.M.
I applied for unemployment today, hopefully that'll get dealt with soon. Nothing promising on the job front as of yet. Woe.
I forgot how much of a Martha Stewart I turn into when I'm unemployed. The other day, potato rolls. This evening, banana-chocolate chip cupcakes. Tomorrow,the world peach cobbler.
I EVEN WRAPPED THE CUPCAKES JUST NOW INDIVIDUALLY IN PLASTIC WRAP AND TIED THEM WITH RIBBON. Oh god I need a job.
Random fangirl moment: oh god Suwabara from Yakitate!! Japan is so cute. He thinks he got a girl pregnant just by hugging her. WHY SO NAIVE, KAI?
I had something else to say, forgot what it was. D:
I applied for unemployment today, hopefully that'll get dealt with soon. Nothing promising on the job front as of yet. Woe.
I forgot how much of a Martha Stewart I turn into when I'm unemployed. The other day, potato rolls. This evening, banana-chocolate chip cupcakes. Tomorrow,
I EVEN WRAPPED THE CUPCAKES JUST NOW INDIVIDUALLY IN PLASTIC WRAP AND TIED THEM WITH RIBBON. Oh god I need a job.
Random fangirl moment: oh god Suwabara from Yakitate!! Japan is so cute. He thinks he got a girl pregnant just by hugging her. WHY SO NAIVE, KAI?
I had something else to say, forgot what it was. D:
TWILIGHT, WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST AUGHHHHH
SMeyer. You, madam, are a hack.
I'm only 50 pages in to the third book, and I'm ready to quit. Honestly, I'm surprised I even made it this far.
LOVE IS NOT BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO DO IT, AND WHO TO DO IT WITH. LOVE IS NOT BEING CONTROLLED. LOVE IS NOT BEING RESTRICTED FROM DOING ANYTHING BUT APPROVED ACTIVITIES OUT OF CONCERN FOR "SAFETY" (AKA JEALOUSY). LOVE IS NOT BEING STALKED VIA MIND POWERS. LOVE IS NOT BEING LIED TO ABOUT HUGE CONCERNS (CONCERNS LIKE SOMEONE IS OUT TO KILL YOU). LOVE IS NOT ANY OF THESE THINGS.
That, my friends, is abuse. Who cares if he's not hitting her?
It makes me sick. Seriously. How can anyone LIKE this crap???
Why didn't she just let him get himself killed??? IT WOULD HAVE DONE THE WORLD A FAVOR.
Augh, Bella was explaining to another character how she doesn't just love Edward because he's good-looking. That he's compassionate, and sweet, and all these other things. Excuse me, WHAT?? I've not seen ONE example in the book where he was shown as being loved for anything but his "breathtaking looks". SHE SERIOUSLY FORGETS TO BREATHE WHEN SHE LOOKS AT HIM. What the hell happened to "show, not tell"? WHY DID AN EDITOR NOT SLAP SMEYER ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE MANUSCRIPT AND TELL HER SHE'S RETARDED?
This is very quickly turning into a case of "FFFFFFFFFFF I CAN DO THIS BETTER"
SMeyer. You, madam, are a hack.
I'm only 50 pages in to the third book, and I'm ready to quit. Honestly, I'm surprised I even made it this far.
LOVE IS NOT BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO DO IT, AND WHO TO DO IT WITH. LOVE IS NOT BEING CONTROLLED. LOVE IS NOT BEING RESTRICTED FROM DOING ANYTHING BUT APPROVED ACTIVITIES OUT OF CONCERN FOR "SAFETY" (AKA JEALOUSY). LOVE IS NOT BEING STALKED VIA MIND POWERS. LOVE IS NOT BEING LIED TO ABOUT HUGE CONCERNS (CONCERNS LIKE SOMEONE IS OUT TO KILL YOU). LOVE IS NOT ANY OF THESE THINGS.
That, my friends, is abuse. Who cares if he's not hitting her?
It makes me sick. Seriously. How can anyone LIKE this crap???
Why didn't she just let him get himself killed??? IT WOULD HAVE DONE THE WORLD A FAVOR.
Augh, Bella was explaining to another character how she doesn't just love Edward because he's good-looking. That he's compassionate, and sweet, and all these other things. Excuse me, WHAT?? I've not seen ONE example in the book where he was shown as being loved for anything but his "breathtaking looks". SHE SERIOUSLY FORGETS TO BREATHE WHEN SHE LOOKS AT HIM. What the hell happened to "show, not tell"? WHY DID AN EDITOR NOT SLAP SMEYER ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE MANUSCRIPT AND TELL HER SHE'S RETARDED?
This is very quickly turning into a case of "FFFFFFFFFFF I CAN DO THIS BETTER"
Okay, seriously. Absolute Obedience? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE PENISES THAT ARE SIMPLY MADE OF TRANSPARENT GLASS OR LIGHT OR WHATEVER. ARE THEY HEAVENLY PENISES OR SOMETHING? BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, WTF.
WTF.
On another note, I'm almost finished with the second book of the Twilight series, and my urge to burn them has not decreased in the slightest. BELLA, GROW A SPINE. AND SOME TASTE IN MEN. For crying out loud, there's actually a character with a slight personality (I KNOW, I WAS SHOCKED TOO) in there, and he really likes you (God only knows why), and you PINE OVER THE VAMPIRE WITH NO PERSONALITY INSTEAD. I got to the reunion kissing scene near the end, and shut the book. My exact words were "Ugh, barf."
On a completely different note, I've been playing Ivan (the terrible >>) over at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
foreignrelation (since... today XD) and started a new cold war. Over America's dislike of vodka. It was pretty epic :D God Russia, why so pedo?
WTF.
On another note, I'm almost finished with the second book of the Twilight series, and my urge to burn them has not decreased in the slightest. BELLA, GROW A SPINE. AND SOME TASTE IN MEN. For crying out loud, there's actually a character with a slight personality (I KNOW, I WAS SHOCKED TOO) in there, and he really likes you (God only knows why), and you PINE OVER THE VAMPIRE WITH NO PERSONALITY INSTEAD. I got to the reunion kissing scene near the end, and shut the book. My exact words were "Ugh, barf."
On a completely different note, I've been playing Ivan (the terrible >>) over at
foreignrelation (since... today XD) and started a new cold war. Over America's dislike of vodka. It was pretty epic :D God Russia, why so pedo?.
